Friday, 5 April 2019

Stupid 101

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Cecila:
My parents make me crawl around and wear diapers?
(2 April 2019)

Beaulah:
She said I need to watch what I am doing but I can't because I am very nervous and I think I might be menopausal.
(2 April 2019)

Zena:
Does my friend have a right to be annoyed at me?
(2 April 2019)

Zena:
She is annoyed with me and doesn't want to go anywhere with me.
(2 April 2019)

Zena:
Then I almost ran into her again I forgot she can't move out of my way and I really needed a coffee stirrer.
(2 April 2019)

Zena:
Then I ran into her again because I was in a hurry and the aisle on the other side was blocked.
(2 April 2019)

Zena:
She sprained her ankle and was feeling better until I almost ran her over with my buggy because I was so happy to see something I was looking all over the store for.
(2 April 2019)

Jeannie:
For guys only?
(2 April 2019)

Jeannie:
I mean, you dont want any realtionship but sex.
(2 April 2019)

Jeannie:
A guy who reject girl in past, but later become sexually attracted to her and be open about.
(2 April 2019)

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