Friday, 23 November 2018

Definition of “OLD”

#1I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the sad definition of “OLD&qu_ Danita:I m shes 27 hes 45. And have other people but they still mange to make time to see each other [...]
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Anette:
I don't know if it's gas or the baby moving..
(21 November 2018)

Anette:
Ever since I was 20 weeks pregnant I've felt something in my stomach that felt like bubbles popping ever so often.
(21 November 2018)

Lizette:
My boyfriend keeps asking for piggyback rides?
(21 November 2018)

Lizette:
He even asks for them multiple times in the same day and it was getting annoying so i stopped.
(21 November 2018)

Lizette:
I really love him but my boyfriend keeps asking for piggyback rides lately for no reason.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
PLEASE JOHN, NO USELESS RUBBISH DRUGS, I'M BEGGING YOU.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
DON'T MAKE ME KILL EVERY SHRINK THAT PEDDLES SUCH IGNORANCE IN THE WORLD...CHANCES ARE WE MIGHT LOSE JORDAN TOO.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
Don't let a shrink treat you, look for a neurologist.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
JOHN, please don't put SSRIs amphetamines or any nasty rubbish like this into your body, not even for epilepsy.
(21 November 2018)

Hermine:
Dating: GF broke up with me because I am from another culture?
(21 November 2018)

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