Friday, 21 December 2018

Early Morning Humor

An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. “Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.”Of course I do,” replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.”Well, do you h_ Gwenda:I started on the middle of a pay period.(19 December 2018) Gwenda:I owe the cab driver $80, for a round trip [...]
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Marsha:
Can I wish my Muslim friend (penpal) a Merry Christmas?
(21 December 2018)

Marsha:
I know it's a dumb question, but I just need to know.
(21 December 2018)

Marsha:
My friend is from an African country and is a strong believer in Islam.
(21 December 2018)

Marchelle:
Is it rude and inconsiderate for people to be furious with you just because you keep yelling at them for snoring?
(21 December 2018)

Marchelle:
Seriously, just what would make it so difficult for anyone who snores to show even just a little patience and understanding for those that they're responsible for driving mad?
(21 December 2018)

Felisa:
Relationship question: Do I have reason to be concerned, and should i talk to him about it?
(21 December 2018)

Felisa:
He kinda put me down, (unintentionally) while raising her above himself AND me?
(21 December 2018)

Felisa:
He asked if he was overthinking it, and I said 'Yes, you are.' So am I wrong in thinking that he pretty much placed her on a pedestal, thinking she's too good to hang out with us, and just asking me if I were his sister, and not his gf?
(21 December 2018)

Felisa:
I just hope she hangs out with us again.' I was honestly a bit taken aback.
(21 December 2018)

Felisa:
She just brightens people up wherever she goes.
(21 December 2018)

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