It is all bs!

Ya so maybe you figured it out but my profile is bs! Yup total shit and men love it lol. I get messaged all day long, meet me baby, hey sexy, I love u, fuck me now! Ya no way there babes. This is_ Markita:Should I ignore her email?(1 January 2018) Markita:I think her mom is just [...]
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Wan:
I accept and we text and laugh a little bit more.
(2 January 2018)

Wan:
Now, 3 weeks later, she texts me (though I didn't give her my number) and politely invites me to the movies to watch a silly animation.
(2 January 2018)

Wan:
So, I met this girl at a friend's party, (she's a friend of my friend's sister), and we talked a bit, scpecially about how we both enjoy watching silly movies.
(2 January 2018)

Lanora:
Eventually she invited me over to her room and we would talk and hang out and play some board games and she would do some really sweet stuff for me like play a song.
(2 January 2018)

Lanora:
That is, a couple weeks after she broke up with her boyfriend, she got my number from a friend and began texting me.
(2 January 2018)

Lanora:
We met at our college and we kinda knew each other through mutual friends, but never really had a friendship.
(2 January 2018)

Lanora:
I have a question as I am incredibly confused as to whether this girl likes me or not, so here is some details.
(2 January 2018)

Johana:
Am I weird for liking an older guy?
(2 January 2018)

Maxima:
Do you know any girl who has very long hair and is a sweetheart?
(2 January 2018)

Babette:
I found out my fiance was looking up happy endings massages..?
(2 January 2018)