This May Sound Weird, but I am Looking for a Strong Woman

I am a 27 year old white male who is looking for a nice attractive strong woman. I am 6′0 tall and weigh 175 lbs. This is the part that may sound weird but I would like to be picked up and carried by a woman. I would also like to be put in a [...]
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Lashaunda:
Whenever I go out to a bar or something with friends, they always manage to get girls and I always end up empty handed, even when I try talking to girls in a bar.
(20 December 2016)

Lashaunda:
Whenever I try talking to girls they always act disgusted by the sight of me and they are not interested.
(20 December 2016)

Lashaunda:
I'm 21 and never had a girlfriend or any female friends.
(20 December 2016)

Lashaunda:
I feel like there is something wrong with me, like there is something deeply imbedded into my genes that makes me unattractive to women.
(20 December 2016)

Louisa:
How can I make this up to my friends?
(20 December 2016)

Louisa:
I just feel so, so bad and am tempted to pay them back for everything they spent.
(20 December 2016)

Louisa:
I could tell that my friends were so disappointed, especially because of how much time and money they had put into this.
(20 December 2016)

Louisa:
I feel dreadful though because all my daughter did was cry; she hated santa, she wouldn't go to anyone and she didn't want to open any presents.
(20 December 2016)

Louisa:
She unfortunately has another surgery scheduled for December 24th meaning she would basically have to miss Christmas, so a group of my friends very kindly threw her a surprise Christmas party last weekend.
(20 December 2016)

Roseanna:
I've liked this guy for 3 years, how do I forget about him? ruined any chances I had?
(20 December 2016)