The highest court in the land has actually ruled on what comedians may and may not joke about

Alan Watts said we can’t tell the menu from the meal. One cannot dismiss this mystery as trivial. The Eight Wise Men (and One Wise Woman) thereon upheld the Federal Communications Commission. George Carlin has become something more than a comedian. He now has the status of a Legal Precedent._ Nakesha:If Im pregnant is it too [...]
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Jeanine:
When I'm in the halls, it's always him looking at me, or me looking at him, we make eye contact for a few seconds or so and look away.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
I have to live with the fact that I've had a crush on a guy for almost 5 years now and yet, I never spoke a word to him.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
We've had lunch together, but me being shy and all, I didn't sit next to him, and never took a chance at talking to him.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
The only problem is that I haven't had a class with him in the 5 years.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
You'd probably just tell me to start becoming friends with him and eventually see where things go from there.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
Flash forward just about 5 years later, I still like him just as much.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
He makes good grades and is over all a great student, and that appeals to me.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
I had heard about him too, and he's a very nice person.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
I thought he was the most attractive person ever.
(5 October 2016)

Jeanine:
I moved into this town in 4th grade, and that's when I saw my crush.
(5 October 2016)